ConvoBreaker

oh, my dream job? so basically it's like at this factory, but the factory is one of those open "fun office" google type places but there's still conveyor belts everywhere. but there's people on the conveyor belts and i need to stop them or god will be mad at me, but they think the conveyor belts are slides because there's also slides everywhere (google type office), so i need to get on a slide to show them that it's more fun than the conveyor belts, but every time i try to get on a slide it turns out to be another conveyor belt, and all the other guys keep yelling at me that i'm not doing a good enough job telling them how to not get hurt, but they're also cheering because i'm doing the same thing as them, but i don't want to be doing that because they might get hurt, and i'm so focused on that that i fall off the conveyor belt and wake up and it's 5am. it pays like 35 an hour, which isn't great for that line of work but is still pretty good overall