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Inscrutable Gendered Public Bathroom concept where the signs read "Take The Stealthy Approach" and "Go In Guns Blazing"

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"stealthy approach" is 100% stalls and "guns blazing" is 100% urinals

Oh no I see it

Absolutely.

To each according to their piss needs.

finally, a public bathroom where there’s zero ambiguity with where I should go

''stealthy approach'' has noise detectors and plays that one foghorn leghorn ''pissin' too darn loud!'' bit if you exceed a threshold

That bit from The Simpsons where Lenny doesn't know which bathroom to use, except I've edited it so it's relevant to this post.

i gotta jack a stimpack into my thigh muscle to staunch the bleeding, and i still have to piss like a race horse.