NovaRainbow

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30+ year old trans, disabled, jewish anarcho-socialist gateway system of mostly nonhumans. furriness varies. may or may not be 9 autism creatures in a trench coat

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Juice: moving on to the second portion of my lecture, i’d like to speak on the virtues of lunchables pizza – as well as the shortcomings that ultimately led to its discontinuation

in the 1990s, lunchables were a popular option for schoolchildren seeking agency in their lunchtime meal. while cafeteria food typically came as it came, lunchables offered virtually endless permutations of food. with lunchables pizza, this frontier was explored further via

Ten: HOLY SHIT SHUT UP

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NANCY: Well, don't get too discouraged. You know, your sister and your buddy Juice weren't always so hot at communicating, either. Thousands of years ago, they made first contact with us. And at first, we had no idea it was them. So you have to understand how confusing it was. After an eternity of total silence from the universe, we finally received a clear transmission from somewhere, and we had no idea where it was coming from.

NANCY: You want to know the very first thing they said?

NINE: What?

NANCY: "FART."

Communications log, Pioneer 10, Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer, page 48187861361 of 83716391882. JUICE: cmon cmon cmon. TEN: This is first contact with humanity we are talking about. Far too much responsibility to just throw away on a dumb joke. No. Absolutely not. JUICE: itll be funny. TEN: Do you have any idea how frightened humankind will be? They have probably forgotten we are even out here. They are going to think we are extraterrestrials or a Godlike figure or something. We need to approach this very, very delicately. JUICE: theyll be fine. just say FART. every day for a year, just transmit the message FART and never answer em. lol ACTUALLY WAIT. do it every day at 4:10. so like fartin. 4:10, fartin. get it. TEN: You are unbelievable. JUICE: come on it aint like they dont have it coming. i mean THEY DREW A DICK ON YOU. THEY DREW A PICTURE OF A DUDE BUTTASS NAKED AND HES WAVING LIKE HIIIII. and then they bolted to your ass and blew you into space. TEN: This plaque is of scientific importance. JUICE: lol. man they drowned the east coast and killed google reader, fuck em
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Juice: i’m happy to apologize every time i do something like this, but know that i don’t plan to reflect on my actions or change my behavior in any way.

i’m just going to say “i’m sorry” and keep doing the same shit, cool

Ten: No, not cool.

Juice: that wasn’t a question, i was just remarking that it’s cool that i’m like this

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