like is jellyfish cant swim in the night gonna string me along the whole time or is it really committing to the obvious lesbian vibes like is this an asteroid in love or is this a bloom into you situation
also the way this show is really just 30 year olds in every conceivable way except they SAY theyre in high school. like come on, let the anime girls drink
EDIT: disambiguated the anime name 
If I had more HTML skill I'd totally make a Neocities page for this lol
Put my Yuri Knowledge to good use.
We can have a point scale. 0-10, let's say. The points can be called Interpretations
For example:
0 Interpretations: The show is straight. There are no pining looks. No subtext can save us here.
1-4: Subtext country. Maybe the studio behind it chickened out at the last minute and never finished obvious romantic undertones. Or maybe it seemed like it would have become more.
5-6: Light gay. There is some gay involved, but it may not be the focus.
7-9: Damn, these bitches be gay
10: Hardcore raunchy homo sex?
I think the website would be called Up To Interpretation.