Those born under the sign of the Warrior are known to suffer from chronic noodle-foot, and can seek treatment from any chapel.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
Those born under the sign of the Warrior are known to suffer from chronic noodle-foot, and can seek treatment from any chapel.