When fighting Dremora, call them a "flabby wine sponge". They will regress to their primal instincts, tear off their armor or clothing and start knitting doilies.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
When fighting Dremora, call them a "flabby wine sponge". They will regress to their primal instincts, tear off their armor or clothing and start knitting doilies.