"And if you sleep with, or eat out of, my bucket again I’m going to slap you with a mudcrab!"

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
"And if you sleep with, or eat out of, my bucket again I’m going to slap you with a mudcrab!"