The Elder Council has been on the cusp of granting citizenship to blueberries. Many of Cyrodiil's oranges are fighting desperately to stop this and have assassinated several key influencers over the legislation but no one believes me.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
The Elder Council has been on the cusp of granting citizenship to blueberries. Many of Cyrodiil's oranges are fighting desperately to stop this and have assassinated several key influencers over the legislation but no one believes me.