A master of Destruction is smart enough to own fire-proof curtains and clothes.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
A master of Destruction is smart enough to own fire-proof curtains and clothes.
I dunno; if they’re such a master at it, then why can’t they just not set their clothes and draperies on fire? sounds like a skill issue to me tbh