This is the 100th Oblivion loading screen. You should try installing the game on an SSD. Maybe then you wouldn't be stuck reading these.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
This is the 100th Oblivion loading screen. You should try installing the game on an SSD. Maybe then you wouldn't be stuck reading these.