Those born under the sign of The Lord are appalled at your prices, will not calm down, and demand to speak to the manager.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
Those born under the sign of The Lord are appalled at your prices, will not calm down, and demand to speak to the manager.