Those born under the sign of The Ritual did not get their coffee this morning and are likely to Immolating Blast you into the next county for bothering them before noon.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
Those born under the sign of The Ritual did not get their coffee this morning and are likely to Immolating Blast you into the next county for bothering them before noon.