Those born under the sign of the Lord can fully assemble a thirty-seven piece entertainment center without looking at the instructions.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
Those born under the sign of the Lord can fully assemble a thirty-seven piece entertainment center without looking at the instructions.