Most Dunmer have an extreme, irrational fear of blue spoons. It is not understood why, but it makes for a funny scene at a noble's dinner party.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
Most Dunmer have an extreme, irrational fear of blue spoons. It is not understood why, but it makes for a funny scene at a noble's dinner party.