This is the last time I pay for a sword made entirely of ants. Stupid ant-sword just ate my spare horse, and I was saving that!

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
This is the last time I pay for a sword made entirely of ants. Stupid ant-sword just ate my spare horse, and I was saving that!