Masters of Restoration can provide free healing if they are feeling generous, but will likely refuse to cure your Tunnel Cough unless you finally agree to stop licking doorknobs.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
Masters of Restoration can provide free healing if they are feeling generous, but will likely refuse to cure your Tunnel Cough unless you finally agree to stop licking doorknobs.