Argonians born under the sign of the Serpent must shed their scales between four and twelve times a year. Men and Mer born under the same sign undergo a similar process and it is really freaking gross.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
Argonians born under the sign of the Serpent must shed their scales between four and twelve times a year. Men and Mer born under the same sign undergo a similar process and it is really freaking gross.