If you were to lay all of Countess Arriana Valga's gold out in a line it would reach from Anvil to Cheydinhal, and she'd probably have you arrested.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
If you were to lay all of Countess Arriana Valga's gold out in a line it would reach from Anvil to Cheydinhal, and she'd probably have you arrested.