If your character has a low skill score in Strength, Intelligence, or Endurance, you may be suffering from a rare disease known as Poor Player Choices.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
If your character has a low skill score in Strength, Intelligence, or Endurance, you may be suffering from a rare disease known as Poor Player Choices.