If you take every third letter of every page's thirteenth word in each volume of the Mythic Dawn Commentaries, you will have instructions for finding an Ayleid Honey Mustard Fountain guarded by chicken nugget atronachs.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
If you take every third letter of every page's thirteenth word in each volume of the Mythic Dawn Commentaries, you will have instructions for finding an Ayleid Honey Mustard Fountain guarded by chicken nugget atronachs.