The Leyawiin Mages Guild has developed enchanted arrows that explode into a swarm of bees. Hitting a bandit in the groin will cause any remaining bandits to die of laughter and, eventually, bees.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
The Leyawiin Mages Guild has developed enchanted arrows that explode into a swarm of bees. Hitting a bandit in the groin will cause any remaining bandits to die of laughter and, eventually, bees.