The Nine Divines have long bestowed all of Tamriel with free high-speed WiFi. Unfortunately, the citizens have not invented any devices with which to use it.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
The Nine Divines have long bestowed all of Tamriel with free high-speed WiFi. Unfortunately, the citizens have not invented any devices with which to use it.