Those born under the sign of the Mage qualify for the Senior Discount at the Tiber Septim Hotel.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
Those born under the sign of the Mage qualify for the Senior Discount at the Tiber Septim Hotel.