There is a two percent chance that a rat will summon eighty clannfear when it is low on health.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
There is a two percent chance that a rat will summon eighty clannfear when it is low on health.