Half of all mudcrabs were raised incorrectly and believe that smacking you with their pincers is how one asks for help.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
Half of all mudcrabs were raised incorrectly and believe that smacking you with their pincers is how one asks for help.