Got any glow dust? Or could I just borrow some frost salts? I'll be real with you, I only know how to cook like four things, so this will either be delicious, or it will damage your intelligence by 15 points for 30 seconds.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
Got any glow dust? Or could I just borrow some frost salts? I'll be real with you, I only know how to cook like four things, so this will either be delicious, or it will damage your intelligence by 15 points for 30 seconds.