Before we finish this, can I interest you in a crab cake? There’s nothing suspicious about it. It’s just a perfectly normal crab cake. Don’t be weird about it.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
Before we finish this, can I interest you in a crab cake? There’s nothing suspicious about it. It’s just a perfectly normal crab cake. Don’t be weird about it.