While I must flee for my life right now, I will not hesitate to invert your elbows a third time if you keep asking me about lowering the basic cost of living. Enjoy your free, lewd Argonian illustrations and stand aside.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
While I must flee for my life right now, I will not hesitate to invert your elbows a third time if you keep asking me about lowering the basic cost of living. Enjoy your free, lewd Argonian illustrations and stand aside.