You aren't cool enough

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
You aren't cool enough
In the first half of Uriel Septim's reign, his legitimacy was briefly called into question by a drunk Bosmer who claimed that his left buttock was the rightful ruler. His left buttock was then swiftly removed by guillotine and spent thirty-two years in prison.
The hearts of the Dremora of Oblivion can be harvested as a powerful alchemical ingredient. While not as easily harvested, their bank accounts are also quite valuable when plundered.
Ancient Ayleid ruins can still hold vast and valuable treasures for the would-be adventurer. They also make excellent hiding places for eighty-seven-year hide-and-seek world-champion: Six-Feet-Under.