You cannot sleep while enemies are stabbing you.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
You cannot sleep while enemies are stabbing you.
An apprentice of Destruction should never be trusted with a Staff of Firestorm.
One of the Nine Divines has sneezed.
Those born under the sign of The Ritual did not get their coffee this morning and are likely to Immolating Blast you into the next county for bothering them before noon.