
Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
Got any glow dust? Or could I just borrow some frost salts? I'll be real with you, I only know how to cook like four things, so this will either be delicious, or it will damage your intelligence by 15 points for 30 seconds.
Mehrunes Dagon can be found playing poker in Cracked Wood Cave if you visit it before reaching level three. You can challenge him to a 1v1 match of Halo 2 to complete the main questline much sooner than intended.
Blocking attacks will cause your opponent to briefly consider taking up knitting.