Ocean108

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wafrn
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goblin
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hayley
@hayley

HOW SHERLOCK HOLMES STORIES ARE ADVERTISED: genius detective and his clever assistant use the power of deduction to solve seemingly impossible murders
WHAT SHERLOCK HOLMES STORIES ARE ACTUALLY LIKE: genius detective and his clever assistant solve a craigslist scam


aidan
@aidan

the funniest holmes stat is that about 20 percent of the original stories involve no crime at all. so one out of every five stories is just two dudes figuring out a Situation


Great-Joe
@Great-Joe

i hear watson ejaculates a lot



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in reply to @hayley's post:

I'd really love a big-budget adaptation that only updates the original story to modern references, such as literally pulling the cases from Craig's List and, rather than "a Drug Problem," Sherlock is just a pretentious techbro with a subscription to whatever the nootropics people are into this week...