minors dont follow me
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hi im @woodlouse | 23 | girl
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i post whatever here. lots of hornyposting and vent posts. neither are going to be tagged.
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obviously everything i talk about here is fictional.
men or men aligned individuals you dont even need to say hi anymore you can just slap your dick against my ass while im doing anything and i will understand.
is my men-fetish growing more sexist by the day? yes, actually, its so awful im objectifying men this much. they deserve respect.
tfw over 85% of men are taller than 5'6". must be a busy life
(I'm slightly more than a full half foot taller than you, by the way)
wow what. i didnt actually know that. i thought i was like.. average. no wonder i transitioned clearly it was over for me.
hi hello babygirl. need a hand reaching the top shelf? don't worry, I'll help you up
jhghsdjssdhfghs. this is my biggest shame i literally have to climb up onto the counter sometimes to get the high up boxes of pasta im certain my roommates put it up there to make fun of me. or watch me climb up with vested interest.
they're both taller than me as well. i live my shortstack dreams most days. its pretty great. i mean terrible! gosh i wish i was taller ! i hate being at chest level with nearly everyone i meet !!!
GGSHGDHSDHSSC,, I MUST HAVE MISSED THE MEMO THAT IM A SHORT QUEEN. . . ✨💦✨🥴✨✨✨????
https://i.imgur.com/7YkdqKJ.png
Congrats hon, you're at least one standard deviation below the mean. shorter than both my sisters btw lol