You gotta be kiddushin me

looked up kiddushin 29b and I'm dying at the way it ends with

Rav Ḥisda said: The fact that I am superior to my colleagues is because I married at the age of sixteen, and if I would have married at the age of fourteen,

there's some weird subtext here where god is totally cool with the seven-headed demon terrorizing everyone until someone asks him super extra hard to do something about it. and then that guy gets the credit for being such a good asker