this is like finding out there's a guy named Charles Yoga, or William Crossfit, or Janet Kegels—wait hold on i gotta look something up—OK KEGELS WERE INVENTED BY A GUY NAMED ARNOLD KEGEL???
but they were created by a man named
An Enigma
- he/him
???
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in reply to @geometric's post:
i still think it feels like they "should" be in reference to Pontius Pilate (the Roman governor from the bible) as an implication that "this exercise routine is so hardcore, you'll feel like you're being tortured the way they tortured jesus."
what is going on. this is like finding out the "running was invented by John Running when he tried to walk twice at the same time" meme is real
in reply to @geometric's post:
These are the worst things I've ever heard, and I'm placing a terrible curse on your bloodline
I assumed this was a joke bit but I found myself googling and this has caused psychic damage
Holy Wow! That's even true, wow!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burpee_(exercise)
Reminds me of that joke about how running was invented by Charles Running when he decided to walk twice.