There are few things as discouraging for trying to start exercising than
"You at bare minimum to do any training at all need to have this really expensive equipment. If you can't buy it, here are some alternatives which work for literally everyone except for you because you live in a very uniquely terrible apartment. Sorry, guess you can't do literally the most basic exercises for which every single person on the internet claims has no alternatives and is required to be done for training your back"
fuck rows :)