most of these pizzas are rancid, nice work nora, but... i wouldn't necessarily say no to an Alberto Ultimate
hey arnaldo. pizza seems great but i got a question about your decision-making in regards to one of the ingredients
- he/him
- twitch.tv/orayn
"You remind me of my uncle Huan. No one could ever pin him down. He liked to gamble, too, and he'd much rather have fun than work. He died pulling children out of a burning house. He wouldn't stop going back as long as there was one left inside. Are you like him, Mat? Will you be there when the flames are high?"
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"Kayla Gourmet: tortilla crust deconstructed margherita pizza with leek, served with a pineapple and grass fed raspberry dipping sauce. $12.00."
it's like it was designed to hurt me specifically
“Tonje Gourmet: english muffin crust pizza with physalis crust, humanely slaughtered cherry, almonds and cocoa powder. $13.50.”
Truly terrible.
Beautifully terrible:
Fresh Pecans Beau's: New York style marinara pizza with matzo crust and acai berry, lettuce and salt, with a reduction of brutalist tomato. $7.50.
not sure if the utterly-vile-yet-unfortunately-believable pizzas or the truly absurdist ones are making us laugh harder, we love it. your bot ideas are always so much fun
cannot thank you enough for including Nonfoods and Concepts lol
Civile: brioche deconstructed white pizza with juniper berry, cantaloupe and navy beans. $17.75.
$17.75 for that?!?
in reply to @nicky's post:
in reply to @atomicthumbs's post:
the ultimate test of a pizza generator is if it can generate none pizza with left beef
"Territorio: whole wheat hand-tossed white pizza with black raspberry and butter. $20.75."
I'm high right now, but I might still want this even if I weren't? Not for that price, I mean.