Discord: always on, constantly checking, literally use it for work
Twitter: check a few dozen times a day
Cohost: sitting down once with a nice wine in the evening to take in the posts

AKAs:
Lapsed Neurotypical
JavaScript's Strongest Warrior
Fake Podcast Host
Thotleader
Vertically Integrated Boyfriend
Your Fave's Mutual
Certified 5x Severals by the RIAA
Inconsistently Medicated
The Source That Views Back
Carnally Known
The Alternative