(that's how long you live after eating one)

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(that's how long you live after eating one)
I imagine this tasting like a metallic version of blue-raspberry tootsie rolls
i have also dreamed about eating AA batteries but in my dream chewing is not a part of the equation. i just swallow them like a handful of ibuprofen. so interesting to compare different approaches to the same tasty cuisine
when i was a kid and someone would ask me what i wanted to be when i grew up, i would inevitably say "robot"
so i think you're living my dream in your dreams