I want Cohost to survive long enough to do an April Fools post where they correlate periods of frequent posting between 10 and 30 mins as bathroom breaks and diagnose various tags as whether they have IBS or not

AKAs:
Lapsed Neurotypical
JavaScript's Strongest Warrior
Fake Podcast Host
Thotleader
Vertically Integrated Boyfriend
Your Fave's Mutual
Certified 5x Severals by the RIAA
Inconsistently Medicated
The Source That Views Back
Carnally Known
The Alternative
I want Cohost to survive long enough to do an April Fools post where they correlate periods of frequent posting between 10 and 30 mins as bathroom breaks and diagnose various tags as whether they have IBS or not
i sometimes forget people really browse their phone on the loo and its not a meme