I refuse to go into detail as to why, because the Carousel of Progress at Magic Kingdom provides the most succinct display of both the good and bad parts of this that there is on the planet and you should just ride that instead

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I refuse to go into detail as to why, because the Carousel of Progress at Magic Kingdom provides the most succinct display of both the good and bad parts of this that there is on the planet and you should just ride that instead