Osmose

I make websites and chiptunes!

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posts from @Osmose tagged #asmr

also:

  • I'd like a navy suit for war.
  • Hello, my name is Dr. Berry, do you mind if I examine your lungs today?
  • I apologize for my sandwich breath.
  • PUTABITAPAPER
  • We get the height of the person, so we'll be able to work out exact height.
  • "It's nice to know I'm symmetrical." "Yes."
  • Now if we did that right, the doctor and the patient are supposed to get red in the face but I suspect only I got red in the face this time.
  • Aaaaaaand you could do with a cleaning, tooth cleaning.