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I'm talking crippling gas pain, like your insides are twisting into a pretzel and the only way out is to wait and then endure burning pain as it exits
Like, I have meds and can manage it and it's fine that others find tummy ache memes amusing, I just wanna be clear that you'd be doubled over in pain too if you were feeling this