
AKAs:
Lapsed Neurotypical
JavaScript's Strongest Warrior
Fake Podcast Host
Thotleader
Vertically Integrated Boyfriend
Your Fave's Mutual
Certified 5x Severals by the RIAA
Inconsistently Medicated
The Source That Views Back
Carnally Known
The Alternative
with this in mind I propose that the Red Sox enter negotiations with Cygames to launch the first Uma Musume x MLB collab and have Hitomi Ueda as Gold Ship throw out the first pitch in Fenway Park for the 2025 season. Bonus points if she rides out onto the field on Gold Ship himself