It didn't register that this was a Roomba at first so I really thought this was just a normal chost about eating your rugs

Any pronouns (bonus points for creativity).
Queer polymorph (ΘΔ) trying to make the most of internet time and enjoy life where it matters. Adult enough to do taxes.
My writing goes on my website; I'm here to enjoy what others make, pass along what I like, and occasionally leave a comment. Think of me as the creature in your closet giving you a thumbs-up out of the corner of your eye.
It didn't register that this was a Roomba at first so I really thought this was just a normal chost about eating your rugs