Shit of bull and wash of hog,
Dash of balder, smoke and fog
(Incantation for when you're writing something inconsequential that needs to sound important)

Any pronouns (bonus points for creativity).
Queer polymorph (ΘΔ) trying to make the most of internet time and enjoy life where it matters. Adult enough to do taxes.
My writing goes on my website; I'm here to enjoy what others make, pass along what I like, and occasionally leave a comment. Think of me as the creature in your closet giving you a thumbs-up out of the corner of your eye.
Shit of bull and wash of hog,
Dash of balder, smoke and fog
(Incantation for when you're writing something inconsequential that needs to sound important)