Partheniad

waste of flesh.

game designer. queer. disabled. amazing taste. poor choices.
look, i just like talking about media, okay?

it aint that deep.


the-future-of-football
@the-future-of-football

Juice: remember though, SDSU’s a joke. almost all their players are players on paper only

here. look at the OBT on this roster

Chart of out-of-bounds time accrued for San Diego State, showing only five players out of 125 with any.

Juice: most have absolutely no time accrued. which means they haven’t even been on the roster a year. like number 26 is just on the team ironically. he actually hates sports and plays in a retro 14000s-style rappabilly band where the drummer is a rapper

Nine: What’s rappabilly?

Juice: i’ll let you solve that puzzle

Nine: Oh no, not rockabilly rap. Christ.

Juice: easily the best possible genre of music

Ten: Eternal life and heaven are not the same thing, turns out!

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