Pauline Ragny

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The aliens are invading Earth! All defense ships are destroyed. Only the Prototype-G Gazelle is left. You are our only hope. Your objective: Attack the enemy fleet. Enter the flesh mothership "Beelzebub". Destroy the brain overlord. Penetrate the egg. ̷̡̧̨̖͙̪̦̪̪̜̪͓̙̯͋̔̌̉͐̇ͅA̶̢̧̘̱̰̰̪̳̺̯̝̤͙̋͠ṱ̴̢̧̦͛̈͋̇̽͒̓̇̔͋͜ṯ̵̛̩̯̯̪͉̼͇̬̮͕̗̘͎̰̿̂ͅa̴̡̢̧̭̺̩͙̬̱̜̋̈́̂̽͆́͒̍̓́̔̉͊̀͊̚͠ì̸̡̧̘͎̻̮̝̬̲͉̣̞̠̱̻͇͇̔̓̏̋̎̽̕͝ṋ̷̨̨̹̝͓̼̯͈̘̗̖̂̏̆̿́͒͋͑̀̽̓̇̉͘ ̷̡̜͈̭͇͚̤̯́̍̄͑͋̽̑̓̃̚̚͝͝ͅb̷̳̻̺̻̤̰̼͙̫̰͓̫͛̆̈̄̈́̇̚ǫ̴̛͚̪͓̞̼̺̘͈̠̰́́̓̇̈́̓̊u̷̧͉̠̬͍̙̲̩̯̇̅̔̃̽́̏͒̚ͅd̴̛̺͓̃̎͆̏́̋̇̉͑́̀̊͊͝d̸̥͚͎͕͒̈́̌̑̈͘h̶̢͈̘̼̓́̒̈͋̎͝ì̸̧̻͈͈̪̮͖̥̩͙͉̇́̈́͐͂͐̂̔͊̍̕͘̕̚͠͝s̸̨̡̡̧̱͕̲̯̝̩̹̭̠̰̭̖͋́̋͘͜ţ̸͈͕̘͔̘̙͉̬̗͍̞͉͖͍̟͌̌̽͂̎͐͝ ̶̛͎̭̥̿͑͂̂͑̊̂̉̈́́͑͑̕͘̕ȩ̴͍̥̣̜̦̮̖͚̪̭͖̗̻̭͍̳͊̅̂̓͑̎͑̅̓͋͌̍̈́n̵̡̛̪͖͕̖̻͓̗̭̞̂̆͆͝l̴̬̲̰̞̟̖̯͎̜̒̀̃̔̐̓̎̈́̏̈͑̾̕͝i̴̫̬̰̞̟̮̲̫̍́̈̈́̏̀̏̚͜ͅg̴̢̛̻̫̟̖̭͚̝̫̫͈̺̪̣̥͝h̷̡̹̠̠͎̰̫̬̜̖̥͈̮̖̦͂̊̐̏ͅͅt̴̼̺̙͙̥̝̳͖͋́̎̂̏̆͋͂̆͗̾̉̃͋͠e̵̡̟̞̠̗̱͍̻̺̻̣̩͍̯̓̋̂̆̏̈́͜n̸̡̻̘̞̬͈͙̤̎̍̅͐̀͆̉͘͘͜ͅḿ̴̢̢̨̛̦͙̹̲̞͍̳̠̲̣͎̺̠̾͛͒͗͌̔͒̚̚e̸͚̦͙̰̭͕̬̅͆̄͋̈̚̕n̶̘͕̙̟̭̠͈͖̼̝͈̺͂̅͗͛͂͂̚t̴̺͍̭͔̼̭͎̹̩̻͍̐̅́͂͒͂̈́͝͝.̸̵͕̦̻͈̗͙̭̞̱̂̌̄̒͒̎̉̍́͒͆̈̌͊̽̅̋̅͐̄̐

He is perfect!

https://www.twitch.tv/paulineragny

This is not like even remotely the worst thing about professional harassment campaign manager ass-made-of-gold but I did have a kick out of finding out he learned what the "Necromancer" achievement was in FFXIV, claimed "I'm getting that achievement", tried once and died at floor 147 out of 200, then instantly gave up on the whole idea.

Skill issue.