Someone tried to piss in my face, which ended up funny, cuz he pissed on himself. Another feller tried to choke me out, and got his arm dislocated for the trouble, sorry, not sorry bud. And I'm pretty sure I need to go back to the ER again. Twice in one weekend, almost a record! Not my heart this time tho, my leg got fucked up during the choking thing. Good times. 3hrs on shift to go.
