FUCK YOU DJINNCINNATI!
IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO RUB A NEW LAMP THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SCHMUCK TO COME TO BIG PHORM DJINN'S BOTTLES!
BAD WISHES, BOTTLES THAT SUCK YOU IN, HYPNOSIS!
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO GET A WISH AT BIG PHORM'S, YOU CAN KISS MY GENIE ASS!
IT'S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU'LL WISH FOR THIS BULLSHIT, GUARANTEED!
IF YOU FIND A BETTER GENIE, RUB IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! YOU HEARD US RIGHT, RUB IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!
BRING YOUR LAMP, BRING YOUR BOTTLE, BRING YOUR WIFE, WE'LL GENIEFY HER! THAT'S RIGHT WE'LL GENIEFY YOUR WIFE!
BECAUSE AT BIG PHORM DJINN'S, YOU'RE BOTTLED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY!
TAKE A HIKE TO BIG PHORM DJINN'S!
HOME OF CHALLENGE WISHING, THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE WISHING. HOW DOES IT WORK?
IF YOU CAN MAKE A WISH FROM PHORM AND NOT GET DJINNIFIED WITHIN 60 SECONDS, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT!
DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T WISH FOR MORE WISHES WITH US OR WE'LL REDUCE YOU TO A HAREM GIRL!
ONLY AT BIG PHORM DJINN'S, THE ONLY DEALER THAT TELLS YOU TO GET BOTTLED!
HURRY UP, ASSHOLE!
THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU RUB A BOTTLE! AND YOU BETTER NOT TRY TO WISH THE GENIES FREE, OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!
GET BOTTLED!
BIG PHORM DJINN'S BOTTLES!
DJINNCINNATI'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST BELLY DANCING GENIES IN THE STATE OF OHIO - GUARANTEED!!


